I am (was?) considering “selling” myself to Brussels, and getting one of these really boring jobs in translating for the EU, so that every single sheet (shit?) of their documentation could be read in multiple languages, Maltese and Catalan included.

With this money, podría comprarme una casita de colores en Coatepec o por acá en la costa, abrir una escuela de polaco o un bar y viviría feliz ever after.